Video 19 Sep 114 notes

koryos:

Sometimes you are compelled by the science gods to make a photoset of the long-whiskered owlet (Xenoglaux loweryi), a fanciful creature that probably belongs at a masquerade somewhere.

Rare, tiny (14 cm, less than 50 g), and nearly flightless, this little fellow can be found in forests of Abra Patricia in northern Peru. It has a froglike call and may eat insects, though no one has yet actually observed it eating. My guess is that it lives on stardust and David Bowie songs.

(Photos by Dubi Shapiro, Gunnar, Adam Riley, and Shachar Alterman, respectively.)

Photo 19 Sep 3,844 notes aluox:

WIP of something fun I did in break between commissions :)

aluox:

WIP of something fun I did in break between commissions :)

Photo 19 Sep 1,055 notes I don’t have words for this.

I don’t have words for this.

(Source: crappytaxidermy)

Photo 18 Sep 12 notes I need that.

I need that.

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Photo 18 Sep 84 notes misterlucian:

O my children, do I have an treate for you!
Because of my ongoing wrestling to make the colours of my illustrations come out right, I will be ordering hard proofs of a couple of the pages from the book.  They will be one-of-a-kind prints, never to be repeated anywhere ever again, as my usual prints are on different paper and quite probably with a different colour configuration.  SUPER RAREZ.  I don’t yet know which demons they will be (but chances are, Belial will be included because his colours are the ones that are the trickiest to get right).  Once I’ve printed them, I will observe their colours and have no further use for them.  What to do with them?  Why, give them away, of course!
They will be on 115gsm recycled off-white matte paper (just like the hardback book - the paperback is on slightly thinner paper). I will assign each print to the winners at random and will not reveal which demons have been chosen.  It is a FUN SURPRISE.  A DEMON SURPRISE.  What better surprise could there be!  None, that’s what.
So, gentlebeings of the jury, here is your chance to win one of these magical one-off art pieces!  There will be four of these pages, so four winners will be chosen.  I will ship anywhere in the world.
You ready for the rules?  Of course you are.  You were born ready.
REBLOG this post to enter. You can reblarb more than once!
You don’t have to be following me or back my Ars Goetia campaign, but if you did, that’d be cool of you, haha
Likes don’t count because they confuse me and the counting and everything goes to hell so don’t please
Closing date is Friday the 26th of September.  Winners will be chosen at random using MATHS.  Good luck!

misterlucian:

O my children, do I have an treate for you!

Because of my ongoing wrestling to make the colours of my illustrations come out right, I will be ordering hard proofs of a couple of the pages from the book.  They will be one-of-a-kind prints, never to be repeated anywhere ever again, as my usual prints are on different paper and quite probably with a different colour configuration.  SUPER RAREZ.  I don’t yet know which demons they will be (but chances are, Belial will be included because his colours are the ones that are the trickiest to get right).  Once I’ve printed them, I will observe their colours and have no further use for them.  What to do with them?  Why, give them away, of course!

They will be on 115gsm recycled off-white matte paper (just like the hardback book - the paperback is on slightly thinner paper). I will assign each print to the winners at random and will not reveal which demons have been chosen.  It is a FUN SURPRISE.  A DEMON SURPRISE.  What better surprise could there be!  None, that’s what.

So, gentlebeings of the jury, here is your chance to win one of these magical one-off art pieces!  There will be four of these pages, so four winners will be chosen.  I will ship anywhere in the world.

You ready for the rules?  Of course you are.  You were born ready.

  • REBLOG this post to enter. You can reblarb more than once!
  • You don’t have to be following me or back my Ars Goetia campaign, but if you did, that’d be cool of you, haha
  • Likes don’t count because they confuse me and the counting and everything goes to hell so don’t please

Closing date is Friday the 26th of September.  Winners will be chosen at random using MATHS.  Good luck!

Text 17 Sep 179,354 notes

mackblesa:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

-jumps-

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Text 16 Sep 167,392 notes SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

manafromheaven:

silentevilx:

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

image

does that give you your answer

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

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Video 16 Sep 417,102 notes

superlockedintardis:

kawaiiserket:

bringmeacloud:

meandthedevilblues:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Wtf did I just read

I can’t believe I actually read that whole thing.

I found it again beautiful

IT CAME BACK! the last time i saw this was long long ago

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Text 5 Sep 90,430 notes My therapist just told me a joke.

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

NO

Video 5 Sep 3,539 notes

rasec-wizzlbang:

rasec-wizzlbang:

what the fuck did we do


WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO

nononononononononowhy


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